A toothless woman chased me

I bought a bike, which is great. Now, instead of taking the bus to the University, I can just bike across the river (it's 15 minutes door to door). But last night, as I was biking across the queen st. bridge, a toothless woman started chasing me. She was too young to be toothless from old age - this was a scary, young toothless woman. Anyway, she ran next to me for a while laughing like a crazed toothless woman does, and shouting obscenities. She couldn't keep up for long though, and I escaped.